I walked up to ￼Sev’s desk last night on my way out of work. He gave me this crazy, intense look.
Sev: Nothing, I’m just reading your mind.
Me: Oh good. Cuz that’ll be a lot easier than trying to bring my words down to your level. You can just suck it all out of my head in pictures.
Sev: Erin, every time I step in there, I just get covered in cobwebs and lesbo porn.
Me: (Walking away) Love you!